Your an "Old Fart" if ..

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Your an "Old Fart" if ..

you can answer these questions. You can fess up to fact the you are OLD if you know these and remember them without looking them up!!
Then we can talk about wood booms and centerboards and "a harness? What's that?"

01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the
grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably,
someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he
leave behind?____________

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The __________________ Show

03. "Get your kicks, ___________________."

04. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been
changed___________________."

05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________."

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_____________."

07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S," Nestle's makes the very best _______________."

08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________

10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named __________________
and Red always ended his television show by saying, "Good Night, and
"_______________"

11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning
their____________.

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in
the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by?
___________ & _______________.

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music
died." This was a tribute to ___________________.

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The
Russians did it. It was called ___________________.

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic
ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ________________

Submit your answers and we will see who qualifies!

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I guess that makes me an old fart. (I wasn't a Lone Ranger fan but still love that joke, "What do you mean "we", white man?")

16. My baloney has a first name, it's _ _ _ _ _. My baloney has a second name, it's _ _ _ _ _.

17. What did Ralph Kramden drive? And where was he sending Alice?

18. Does question 17 have anything to do with Alice's Restaurant? What can you get at Alice's Restaurant?

19. What is a Catch-22?

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Now thats funny, and I thought I was losing my mind at 40. Good thing I can still read contracts, I would hate to lose my access to this site!!

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