this below was inspired by someone asking is it gonna blow this weekend!
this is from sailor Dave from yahoo PDXwindsurfer:
Do you remember the Kinks song named LoLa? Have you ever been frustrated by a NOAA forecast? If you can keep the lyrics to LoLa in your head long enough to enjoy this twist of the song then follow along and just maybe enjoy a smile.
I met her on the web where the downloads are slow where you drink starbucks and it taste just like hot gravel cola
C O L A ….. cola
She came on the screen and offered a glance
I asked her her name and dark blue text she wrote NOAA
N. O. A. A. noaa No No No na Noaa
Well I’m not the worlds most practical guy but when she said wind at the coast I nearly lost my mind
Oh my noaa No No No na Noaa
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand why she says there’s wind and I’m left sitting on the sand.
Oh My Noaa No No No na Noaa
We’ll I drank all night and slept in my car trusting in her cast there would be wind near the bar
Oh my Noaa No No No na Noaa
Well I’m not the most passionate guy
But when I looked at the cast I nearly fell for my Noaa No No No na Noaa
I Pushed her away . I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees
I looked at her and she at me
Well that’s the way that I want it to stay you drive to the coast or you ‘ll see no spray
Oh my Noaa No No No na Noaa
Highs will be Highs and lows will be lows
It’s a mixed up , muddeled up shook up world except for Noaa No No No na Noaa
Well I left Pistol just the week before and I never seem to get wind any more.
But Noaa smiled and took me by the hand she said little boy gonna make you drive again.
Noaa No No No na Noaa
Well I’m not the most masculine man but I say what I mean and mean what I say.. not like Noaa No No No na Noaa