In all the years of performing in Nevada, I have never said, "I want to go sit by Lake Tahoe and hear a guy (or two or three of them) on jet skis aggressively going by, ripping up the water and spilling gasoline into the most beautiful lake in the United States of America.

I never said that. Not once.

- Bill Cosby, "Tranquility: Just a Thought While Listening to a Jackhammer" from the book Cosbyology.