Monthly Caption of the Week Contest 2

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It's time for another of our monthly "Caption of the Week" contests. The first one can certainly be considered a smash hit since our family dogs made up two of the handful of entries. We hope you all can step up to the plate and do a bit better this time.

The usual rules apply
- The captions need not be directly related to what actually was happening in the picture. No, the purpose is to think of re-interpretations, much like a revisionist historian.

- Of course, no disrespect is meant to those in the picture. Think of yourselves as actors in a performance; you are only playing the part of the character. However, there are no royalties, residuals or awards for your participation.

Here's this month's picture. Put your entry for the Monthly Caption of the Week in the comments below.

caption of the week contest 2

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Being a webmonkey isn't so bad. At least I'm not windsurfing.

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Dreamin'

Dreaming of windsurfing, literally.

Stephan

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"God, I wish I was still at

"God, I wish I was still at work..."

Or

"I can't believe I took off work for this. Man, the Weather Channel (NWS, Wx Undergorund, etc.) sucks. Now I get to drive 60 miles back to Marietta from VP in afternoon traffic"

Or

"I think I hear a train coming"

Or

"Summer windsurfing in Atlanta is AWESOME!"

Bill Herderich

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Bill took all the easy ones

Variations on his themes:

"Yes, Kemosabe*, I'm sure. It's definitely a Mercury and not a Johnson. Probably around 150 hp with a 4 blade prop. Approaching from Aqualand."

"Nathan wept uncontrollably and said, 'Momma told me to buy a jetski.'"

"I love my board in more ways than you know... this after all, IS the internet."

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ke-mo_sah-bee

--- The Arrogant Jerk: Crabby and irritable since 1998.

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OK, how about this... Man, I

OK, how about this...

Man, I need to buy a new U-joint. This sail sticking in my a$$ is really starting to hurt.

Bill Herderich

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Maybe What Really Bill Meant....

Poor Nathan was trying this trick:

when things went bad. Let's just say the boom didn't land in his hands as planned.

Watching this clip again, I finally noticed that Caesar not only caught the sail but did a pivot jibe at the end.

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Laydown

Bill,remember when William tried to describe a "laydown" to you a few weeks ago - well this is it!

Stephan

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Randy Raising Awareness for Workaholism...

A typical session for 90 of Randy’s 97 sailing days for 2011. An odyssey for which he deservedly earned the title; “Windsurfer of The Year”. Keep up the stoke, dude!

http://windsurfatlanta.org/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3579

Bill Herderich

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Is that a submarine I hear?

This whole album is so funny. Start at the beginning for the full effect.

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No, not a submarine...

Nemo under Lanier

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Full effect

Seeing that we rarely get enough comments that it matters, it's not been an issue before. We've changed the default settings so that the oldest comments are at the top.

Edit: Misunderstood CV's original comment. We agree, the original album is hilarious.

Being a webmonkey isn't so bad. At least I'm not windsurfing.

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The album, from which the photo hails, really cracks me up.
Go to the "From here" under the photo for "Harold & Kumar's Big Adventure" (or sumthin like that).

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