Well, this explains loud boats on Lake Lanier

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Well, this explains loud boats on Lake Lanier

"Beware loud-mouthed guys: Monkeys with smaller testicles roar the loudest to make up for their shortcomings when attracting females"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3284885/Calls-versus-balls-Monkeys-smaller-testicles-roar-loudest-make-shortcomings-attracting-females.html

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Re: Well, this explains loud boats on Lake Lanier

That doesn't tell us why we have a noise problem with Harley Davidson.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out how two dinky little pistons can make as much noise as a jet aircraft.

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Re: Well, this explains loud boats on Lake Lanier

I think it explains both.

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Re: Well, this explains loud boats on Lake Lanier

I think it explains both.

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Re: Well, this explains loud boats on Lake Lanier

So does a biker dressing up in a gangster outlaw suit also fit the profile?

My bet it does.

The best I can figure is that all these guys have construction jobs. Who else could look so clownish and have a white collar job.

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Re: Well, this explains loud boats on Lake Lanier
peelskid wrote:

So does a biker dressing up in a gangster outlaw suit also fit the profile?

My bet it does.

The best I can figure is that all these guys have construction jobs. Who else could look so clownish and have a white collar job.

Judging a bit?

--- The Arrogant Jerk: Crabby and irritable since 1998.

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Micah wrote:

I think it explains both.

How meta to post this twice... Wink

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Re: Well, this explains loud boats on Lake Lanier

I couldn't decide if this belonged on the "Put down the crack pipe" thread or here, but for some reason, I think this is a slightly better fit.

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.

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This was an April 1 gag.

http://www.supracer.com/robby-naish-penetrator-board/

yet, somehow, sometime in the future, someone will actually introduce a line of boards faintly reminiscent of this.

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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle....

btw - I can't find any pictures, but around 2000 I recall seeing speed boards (for windsurf) designed that did look a lot like the penetrator, though the center beam was more narrow and they had the "pods" on the front to keep the nose down and the back for the sailor to stand on. These were mainly DIY projects.

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.

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