10. Drive as far away from your gear as you possibly can, at least 3 hours.
9. Set up an outdoor spray paint operation near a lot of expensive cars.
8. Book a tee time at a really expensive golf course that requires a non-refundable deposite.
7. Drive to the launch with only your 10.0 and 180 liter board.
6. Send all you essential gear out for repair.
5. Schedule a meeting with your boss in advance to discuss a pay increase.
4. Use up all your sick days.
3. Use up all you vacation.
2. Plan a vacation at Disney World.
1. Promise your spouse a nice romantic weekend away from home.