...er, rather, tried a kiter, didn't like him and spit him out.
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2014/03/24/kite-surfer-attacked-by-shark.wptv.html
Now, if Randy was chased by a rottweiler while parking lot kiting and got bit, THAT would be news. 
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I unfriend you.
BTW - the reason the shark decided not to eat the guy was after he took a bite he said "Oh da%$ - this is a kiter. Kiter's are full of $4it."
What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.
yeah, I like to pick the low-hanging comedic fruit.