Santa in shorts tomorrow

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Santa in shorts tomorrow
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Re: Santa in shorts tomorrow

Looks like we may finally have the polar bears on the run. Ice caps melt and polar bears are toast. Bears are our number one threat according to Colbert. A greater threat than even sharks.

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.

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Re: Santa in shorts tomorrow

There are slightly more deaths caused by vending machines per year than bear- not to mention melting icicles.

Warm temps mean more people going to a vending machine to get a Coke - where they are attacked by icicles that pounce from above like hyenas waiting in tall grass.

Horses and cows are deadlier than bears or sharks. Which is why I never windsurf on a farm.

http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/31/dangerous-cows/

--- The Arrogant Jerk: Crabby and irritable since 1998.

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