Dimitri's kiting misadventure looks like the real deal to me. I think it's safe to say your secret spot will remain secret.

More on the video - Dimitri is the guy who was videoed crashing into a beach house in the Outer Banks. He's also the guy who gave me my only kiting lesson. Dimitri said I did great, but I felt that I barely survived the lesson. He's a highly skilled kiter, willing to suffer extreme body abuse. Here's another video of Dimitri's crashes.