15 hilarious jokes about kites. Not sure if these are really funny but they should suffice to annoy the crap out of any adolescent children in the home

sample:

• My father and I were flying a kite, and we couldn't decide whether or not to let it go or bring it down. After discussing it for nearly an hour, we still couldn't decide, so the issue remained up in the air.

• Getting my kite stuck in a tree is not my favorite thing in the world. But it's up there.

Edit: To make up for posting these awful jokes, here's a video from this year's Defi Kite