The inventory at the Tenerife Windsurfing Solutions (TWS) rental center. You've probably seen their rigging and gear set up videos.
Their youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SurfTWS/videos
website: http://www.tws-windsurf.com/ (Don't look up how cheap rental gear is, you'll cry.)
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I thought it was the garage at your lake house at first.
What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.