I'd like to go, but there's a giraffe in my den and an elephant in the fridge, both in a lather about some sort of meeting they are missing.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
Look for footprints in the butter.
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really, really good at it.
How do elephants get down from the trees?
They sit on a leaf and wait till fall
A man living in the suburbs walks outside, looks left, and sees his neighbor sprinkling something all over the front yard. "What are you doing?" the man asks.
"Just putting down some more 'Elephant Away.'" replies the neighbor.
Confused, the man says "But we don't have any elephants here?"
"Exactly."
FTFY
--- The Arrogant Jerk: Crabby and irritable since 1998.
Correction.... I am thinking about sailing this Thursday at Van Pugh after lunch
Good, good.
--- The Arrogant Jerk: Crabby and irritable since 1998.
I'm in for VP tomorrow apres lunch. I think Langdon is, too.
I'd like to go, but there's a giraffe in my den and an elephant in the fridge, both in a lather about some sort of meeting they are missing.
I plan to sail at Van Pugh after lunch. Enjoy the elephant video.
Barrett
Looks like the croc got held up, too.
--- The Arrogant Jerk: Crabby and irritable since 1998.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
Look for footprints in the butter.
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really, really good at it.
How do elephants get down from the trees?
They sit on a leaf and wait till fall
A man living in the suburbs walks outside, looks left, and sees his neighbor sprinkling something all over the front yard. "What are you doing?" the man asks.
"Just putting down some more 'Elephant Away.'" replies the neighbor.
Confused, the man says "But we don't have any elephants here?"
"Exactly."
I forgot what a lovely feeling it is when your fingers warm back up.
Tim gets Citizen of the Year award for bringing the trailer and heater. Crispy gets runner up for bringing Tim a board he can actually stand on.
No animals sailed today. Apparently some meeting in town...