Who has The Wind Alterer?

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Who has The Wind Alterer?

I know it's August. But it's MID-August, which is fairly close to LATE August, which is REALLY close to SEPTEMBER... which marks the return of wind and fun.
To insure a early and robust onset of said wind & fun we need to crank up The Mighty Wind Altar. It is an irrefutable scientifical fact that stoking proto-paganistic paraphernalia, praying for wind, looking on the sunny side, hoping for the best etc, cannot diminish the otherwise dismal prospect of making it windier or sunnier or bester.... So what the heck– let us go forth with optimism... and incense, Tequila worms and fire extinguishers (you really have to read inspired word of some truly demented personalities in The Might Wind Altar Stokers Manual ) to make the world a windier place! Shok

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Re: Who has The Wind Alterer?

Does it look like this?

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Re: Who has The Wind Alterer?

OMG. It's in a closet with the cover on ?!
It says very clearly in the manual, it must be open and by a window where "the rays of the sun can stoke the internal tension..."
No wonder the wind has died Shok

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Re: Who has The Wind Alterer?

Garage, not closet, surrounded by the things it loves. Same place it was all spring while the wind was kicking some foil boy's patush. Biggrin

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Right. So think about how much BETTER itda been with some stoke-age Shok

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Re: Who has The Wind Alterer?
Chris_Voith wrote:

Right. So think about how much BETTER itda been with some stoke-age Shok

--- The Arrogant Jerk: Crabby and irritable since 1998.

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Chris_Voith wrote:

... It says very clearly in the manual, etc

Of course, I read the manual, right after I clicked "I Agree" after reading the terms and conditions.

Seriously, amigo. Who reads this or any other manual? Biggrin

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Re: Who has The Wind Alterer?

Full text for the uninitiated, unwashed masses:

http://windsurfatlanta.org/wiki/The_Wind_Altar

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